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Hello  

Just for a change – I thought this week’s Monday Message could be totally different from any of the other 314 messages I’ve written for tgiMondays.

And so...

Here are some really punny funs (a friend sent to me) – just to start the next few days with a B R O A D smile on our faces

And if...

You know any more good ‘uns – please do send them to me, my email address is at the bottom on this message 

1) The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi. 

2) I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 

3) She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. 

4) A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 

5) The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 

6) No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 

7) A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 

8) A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 

9) Two silk worms had a race.  They ended up in a tie. 

10) Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana. 

11) Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 

12) Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.  One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head." 

13) I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me. 

14) A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: "Keep off the Grass."

15) A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.  When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet." 

16) A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 

17) The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 

18) The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 

19) A backward poet writes inverse. 

20) In democracy it's your vote that counts.  In feudalism it's your count that votes. 

21) Don't join dangerous cults:  Practice safe sects! 

Ho ho ho...

Perhaps you’ll share them and pass the smile around

Go on then...

Peter Thomson

Editor and Monday Smiling Publisher

tgiMondays
 

PS: Feedback and comments to: peter@tgimondays.com